As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
