after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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