i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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