...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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