My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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