If that was your dad, he is hot
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it glows. i had to have it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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