Whod you bang
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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