I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
