The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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