In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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