C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize