ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
love makes seman taste better
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Congratulations! We have a period
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