grandma shit on top of the toilet
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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