The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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