There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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