I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
me + whiskey = a bad person
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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