I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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