Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Damn victory sex feels great
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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