I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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