The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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