Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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