I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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