It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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