also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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