a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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