Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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