He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
