Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
