Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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