White coat. Heels.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
