I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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