I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
