Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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