you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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