You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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