I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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