Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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