It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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