We should be called the Road Head Warriors
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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