so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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