If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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