Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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