But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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