we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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