So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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