dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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