I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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