How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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