eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
