Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
third nipple confirmed
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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