Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it was like eating out sand paper
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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