these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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