my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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