Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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