let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just found a bag of teeth...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
