There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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