do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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