He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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